- Mom: We're naming the dog Bailey.
- Me: I like Rogue.
- Matt: Bailey, Sandy, Sunny, Abby, dogs should have names that end in "e".
- Me: Rogue ends with an "e".
ATTENTION HOMESTUCKS
My friend’s birthday is coming up, and it’d be super swell if I could get a few Sollux cosplayers wishing her a happy birthday. Don’t feel obligated to or anything, but if you have free time, I’d appreciate it!
Friendly reminder that Jensen Ackles attracted his wife on the set of a movie in which he looked like this.
(Source: lookslikeajobforthewinchesters)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(Source: askboxmemes)