Posted 1 day ago

durbikins:

Bruh, she’s not fuckin around.

Posted 3 days ago

policymic:

Dreamworks is doing something even Pixar hasn’t tried: A black female heroine

DreamWorks Animation Studios has announced the addition of a black female heroine (gasp!) to its repertoire of white dogs, green ogres, snails, Neanderthals, pandas, white people and Antz. In doing so, it joins an elite club consisting of … well, nobody.

Not one major Hollywood studio has released a computer animated feature starring a black character.

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What about princess and the frog?
Posted 4 days ago

boopboopityboopboop:

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

But did you marry her

Posted 5 days ago

she should stick to trains

Posted 1 week ago

hunteroflove:

D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE

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Posted 1 week ago

aonomiki:

Your friends are allowed to have friends who are not you. They are even allowed to be better friends with them than they are you.

Your friends are not your possessions, you don’t get to dictate who they can and can’t talk to.

If you think you can, you might just be a problem.

Posted 1 week ago
  1. Friend: Give me the plot of shawshank redemption.
  2. Me: A man comes home to find a stranger banging his wife and is wrongly accused for that mans murder and thrown in a prison which he escapes in 40 years.
  3. Friend: That was good, but that word is inappropriate.
  4. Me: What word? Banging? Should I have said, he came home to find a stranger making sweet, sweet love to his wife instead?
Posted 1 week ago

If English is your first language and you mix up “sense” and “since” repeatedly you’re basically telling me I have permission to punch you in the face

Posted 1 week ago

i wonder if Karkat has sickle cell anemia

because of the whole knight of blood thing

and the fighting with- you get it.

Posted 1 week ago

i think i just had a heart attack