Posted 2 days ago

hunteroflove:

D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE

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Posted 3 days ago

aonomiki:

Your friends are allowed to have friends who are not you. They are even allowed to be better friends with them than they are you.

Your friends are not your possessions, you don’t get to dictate who they can and can’t talk to.

If you think you can, you might just be a problem.

Posted 3 days ago
  1. Friend: Give me the plot of shawshank redemption.
  2. Me: A man comes home to find a stranger banging his wife and is wrongly accused for that mans murder and thrown in a prison which he escapes in 40 years.
  3. Friend: That was good, but that word is inappropriate.
  4. Me: What word? Banging? Should I have said, he came home to find a stranger making sweet, sweet love to his wife instead?
Posted 4 days ago

If English is your first language and you mix up “sense” and “since” repeatedly you’re basically telling me I have permission to punch you in the face

Posted 4 days ago

i wonder if Karkat has sickle cell anemia

because of the whole knight of blood thing

and the fighting with- you get it.

Posted 4 days ago

i think i just had a heart attack

Posted 4 days ago

scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

Posted 5 days ago

eatpizzas:

hey

hey juliet

get ur head in the game

Posted 6 days ago

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

Posted 1 week ago

Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)